Female scarcasm about dating
Many misguided daters just want to get someone to show up to a first date, so they go online and misrepresent who they are or what they look like in real life, sometimes in dramatic ways. He sent his flirt in a group message to all seven of his love interests.
Another comic portrays a catfished date who thought she was meeting a man in a uniform only to find out: “He’s a Boy Scout Den Leader. Recently, one of my single friends on Facebook shared a tweet from Linda In Disguise: “Done with dating sites. The quote goes on, “At least I know they have a job, a car, and pizza.” This person is a genius. Online dating has sped up the dating process, but it hasn’t been a joy for every user all the time. “I’d rather meet someone the old-fashioned way…With alcohol and poor judgment.” Cheers to that! “Now, my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently and in the privacy of my own home.” Now that’s what we call progress. Not a great way to let a girl know she isn’t the only one you’re seeing.
“You had me at the proper use of ‘you’re'” one Pinterest card reads.Don’t let the online dating experience get you down.Sending a message like, “You’re probably not going to answer but…” is just shooting yourself in the foot.Jokes can be great openers for online daters with a sense of humor.At least it catches attention more than the overused “Hey, what’s up?
Once singles lighten up and learn to laugh about the process, flirting on a dating site or app becomes less of a trial.